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Four Years Git Experience On Resume
Git Devops Programming
4 days ago 48.7K views 0 shares
Four Years Git Experience On Resume
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming "four years of Git experience" when their entire workflow is clicking buttons in an IDE! 💀 The tragic comedy unfolds in four acts: clicking the branch button, making a change with the most heartfelt commit message ever ("fix this please! Thank you, I love you :)"), typing "fixed" with the eloquence of Shakespeare, and then just... clicking "Commit." THAT'S IT. THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE "GIT EXPERIENCE." Meanwhile, terminal warriors are over here rebasing interactive branches, cherry-picking commits, force-pushing with lease, and writing commit messages that would make your English professor weep tears of joy. But sure, Jan, you're a "Git expert" because you can click a button. I CANNOT EVEN. 🙄

The Cybersecurity Instructor Paradox
Security Programming
2 months ago 97.8K views 0 shares
The Cybersecurity Instructor Paradox
The eternal cybersecurity dilemma: Do you pick the instructor with "45 years experience" who supposedly "invented the term cybersecurity" (which would make them practically ancient given that the term only gained traction in the 1990s)? Or do you go with the suspiciously vague guy whose entire resume is basically "trust me bro"? Ironically, the second guy is probably the better choice. Anyone who claims to have "invented cybersecurity" is likely embellishing their credentials harder than a LinkedIn profile during job hunting season. Meanwhile, the vague instructor might actually be a reformed hacker who knows all the real tricks but can't legally disclose his past work!