Resident-evil Memes

Jensen Huang and Leon Kennedy share five identical life traits but have somehow never been spotted in the same room. Coincidence? The leather jacket industrial complex isn't talking. Both came from nothing, both make obscene amounts of money, both have questionable taste in outerwear, both have a thing for Chinese female spies (Ada Wong for Leon, and... well, we're not saying Jensen does, but the pattern demands it), and both have world-altering influence. Jensen with AI that'll probably enslave humanity, Leon with bioweapons that definitely tried to. The real conspiracy theory is that NVIDIA's RTX technology is just repurposed Umbrella Corporation research. Those ray-traced reflections? Zombie virus simulations. DLSS? Definitely Leon's Survival Simulator. Makes you think.