Ratings Memes

Nothing says "objective feedback" quite like giving yourself a 5-star review. The developer here has achieved the rare feat of being both his app's creator AND its biggest fan! Self-validation at its finest—because if you don't believe in your code, who will? The best part is the shameless confession: "I'm the author and I think it's a very good app." At least he's honest about his bias, which is more integrity than most git commits have. That perfect 5.0 rating is technically accurate when your sample size is... yourself.