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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Random() Functions Is Not Random

Algorithms Math Javascript Programming Python
12 days ago 89.3K views 0 shares
Random() Functions Is Not Random
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to call these functions "random" when they're about as random as my aunt Gertrude's weekly bingo schedule! ๐Ÿ™„ These so-called "random" functions are LITERALLY just deterministic algorithms in disguise, honey! Feed them the same seed, and they'll spit out the exact same sequence EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The BETRAYAL! It's like ordering a "surprise" meal but getting the same chicken sandwich for the 57th time. JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE - pseudorandom! The Matrix kid knows what's up!

The Parallel Universe Where Bogosort Is Actually Useful

Algorithms Math Programming Debugging
1 month ago 133.9K views 0 shares
The Parallel Universe Where Bogosort Is Actually Useful
Somewhere in a parallel universe, bogosort finishes in O(1) time, git merge has no conflicts, and printers just work. Meanwhile, in our reality, we're still waiting for that one-in-a-googol chance where our randomly shuffled array accidentally ends up sorted. The cosmic joke is that even quantum computers would give up before bogosort succeeds. Such is life in the worst timeline.

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