Push to prod Memes

Ah yes, the sacred Friday afternoon ritual: deploying to production right before the weekend when you should be mentally checked out. Nothing says "I live dangerously" quite like pushing untested code at 4:45 PM on a Friday and then casually strolling out the door. The blurred chaos in the background? That's literally your weekend plans disintegrating as the deployment script runs. Your phone's about to be your worst enemy for the next 48 hours, but hey, at least you'll have an exciting story for Monday's standup about how you spent Saturday debugging in your pajamas.