Public-repo Memes

Someone just committed their .env file to a public repo with the message "nice try but i am dev not a vibecoder" - because apparently being a "real developer" means speedrunning your way to having your AWS keys scraped by bots within 30 seconds of pushing. The username is helpfully redacted, but let's be honest, the damage is already done. Those API keys are probably already mining crypto in some datacenter in Belarus. Pro tip: .gitignore exists for a reason, and it's not just for show.