Project specs Memes

The sacred ritual of client meetings, distilled into its purest form. They're clients! What do they want? They have no freaking idea. When do they want their undefined requirements? YESTERDAY, of course! Nothing quite captures the existential dread of software development like trying to build something for someone who can't articulate what they want but will definitely know what they don't want when they see your first prototype. The best part? They'll change everything after you've written 10,000 lines of code. It's like playing darts blindfolded while the dartboard is being moved by someone who's never seen darts before.