Programming excuses Memes

The eternal question that strikes fear into the heart of every coder! When a client drops the dreaded "it doesn't work" bomb with zero context, we all reach for our favorite defensive programming excuses. Option D is basically the programmer's version of pleading the fifth. "Works on my machine" is the universal get-out-of-jail-free card that's been keeping developers employed since the dawn of computing. That shrugging ASCII face is the digital equivalent of slowly backing away while maintaining eye contact. The real answer? "Please provide steps to reproduce, error messages, and what you expected to happen instead." But that wouldn't fit on the quiz show, would it?