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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Pregnancy-test Memes

Posts tagged with Pregnancy-test

How Do I Tell This To My Boyfriend

Gamedev Programming Hardware
4 months ago 988.2K views 0 shares
How Do I Tell This To My Boyfriend
Congratulations, it's a... DOOM baby? Someone just found out they're pregnant, but instead of showing two lines like a normal human being, the test decided to display a full playthrough of the 1993 classic shooter. Because apparently, we've reached peak civilization where even pregnancy tests can run DOOM. Look, at some point the gaming community collectively decided that if a device has a screen and even a MOLECULE of processing power, it MUST run DOOM. Pregnancy tests, calculators, smart fridges, your grandma's pacemaker—nothing is safe. And now? Someone's about to break the news to their boyfriend that they're expecting, but the test result window is literally just Doomguy blasting demons in a hellscape. Talk about mixed signals! The absolute chaos of trying to explain "honey, we're having a baby" while pointing at a tiny screen showing pixelated carnage is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "we're starting a family" quite like 100% health, 0% armor, and a shotgun.

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