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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Pragma once Memes

Posts tagged with Pragma once

The Preprocessor Directive Dilemma

C++ Programming Debugging Backend
2 days ago 65.9K views 0 shares
The Preprocessor Directive Dilemma
The classic tale of preprocessor pain! Our poor green frog friend discovers the horrors of working with a client who doesn't understand the critical difference between #pragma once and #ifndef header guards. The dev goes through the proper steps: asking about header guard preferences, explaining duplication errors with a detailed diagram (like the absolute C++ nerd they are), only to discover the client was clueless the whole time. The punchline? "It's pragma once" - meaning the client picked a solution without understanding the problem. This is the programming equivalent of explaining quantum physics to someone who then says "atoms are small, got it!"

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