Portable-coding Memes

Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like a retro-futuristic cyberdeck that looks like it was rescued from a 1980s sci-fi movie. Someone really looked at their M3 MacBook Pro and thought "you know what this needs? Less portability, more antenna." The answer to what's stopping you? Common sense, mostly. Also the fact that TSA would have a field day with this thing. But credit where it's due—those USB 3.0 ports are doing some heavy lifting, and that physical keyboard probably doesn't have the butterfly mechanism that breaks when you breathe on it wrong. Real talk though: if you showed up to a coffee shop with this beast, you'd either be the coolest person there or immediately flagged as a potential threat to national security. No in-between.