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How Many Popes Until Elder Scrolls VI

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3 months ago 105.6K views 0 shares

How Many Popes Until Elder Scrolls VI

Vatican City getting new leadership faster than Bethesda releases Elder Scrolls VI. At this rate, we'll have gone through an entire papal conclave, several holy years, and possibly the second coming before gamers get to see Tamriel again. The development cycle is so long that "Skyrim: Extremely Special Edition" will probably be released for smart refrigerators and quantum computers first.

Pope Gaben: The Holy Sudo Authority

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3 months ago 116.8K views 0 shares

Pope Gaben: The Holy Sudo Authority

The programming world's benevolent dictator has been canonized! Gabe Newell (aka GabeN), founder of Valve and overlord of Steam, dressed as the Pope is absolutely perfect. He already controls what games 95% of PC gamers can play, might as well make it official with some divine authority. His blessing would turn bug fixes into miracles and his patch notes into scripture. The ultimate sudo command—not even root access can compete with papal infallibility. Just imagine the Steam Summer Sale being declared a religious holiday!