Platform support Memes

Production is on fire, users are screaming, and your CEO is refreshing the status page every 3 seconds. Meanwhile, DevOps is graciously holding up the entire infrastructure like a human ladder while you frantically deploy that emergency fix. Sure, you're the hero who wrote the patch in 5 minutes, but let's be real—without DevOps literally keeping the servers from falling off the wall, your hotfix would just be sitting in a git branch collecting dust. They're out here playing Jenga with load balancers and you get all the glory. Teamwork makes the dream work, but DevOps makes the uptime work.