Plaintext-passwords Memes

Plot twist: you're trying to create a new account and the system just casually exposes that someone else is already using your go-to password. Congrats on the world's worst security implementation—instead of saying "username taken," they're out here revealing password collisions like it's no big deal. Starboy98 is having an existential crisis because either: (a) someone stole their signature password, (b) they forgot they already made an account, or (c) they just discovered their "unique" password is about as original as using "password123." The Mike Wazowski face really captures that moment when you realize your password game is weak and the database architect's security game is even weaker. Pro tip: If a website can tell you your password is already in use by another user, run. That means they're storing passwords in plaintext or comparing them before hashing. Yikes.