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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Pet problems Memes

Posts tagged with Pet problems

She Likes To Warm Her Ass On My PC

Hardware Gamedev
23 days ago 120.4M views 0 shares
She Likes To Warm Her Ass On My PC
Your PC is running a dress-making simulator and generating enough heat to double as a cat warmer. Efficient resource allocation, really. That HP mini PC is probably pushing 80°C under load, which in cat units translates to "premium heated seat." The real question is whether she's sitting there because of the thermals or because she knows it'll slow down your frame rate. Either way, you're not moving her. You'll just suffer through the thermal throttling like the rest of us who've accepted our feline overlords as part of the cooling system requirements.

Beware Of The New Threat

Hardware Gamedev
1 year ago 421.6K views 0 shares
Beware Of The New Threat
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these felines! 😱 In the cutthroat world of hardware development, there's an enemy more terrifying than any memory leak or buffer overflow – THE CAT WHO PEES ON GPUs! That precious $1,500 graphics card you waited 8 months to buy? One feline bathroom break away from TOTAL DESTRUCTION! The fact that the counter is at ZERO should send shivers down your spine. It's basically a ticking time bomb of ammonia-based devastation waiting to happen. Hardware engineers across the globe are frantically installing cat-proof cases while whispering prayers to the silicon gods. The struggle is REAL!

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