Paint Memes

The "Unhated Microsoft Software Annual Meeting" sign pointing to MS Paint is absolutely savage. While Teams crashes mid-presentation, Edge begs you not to switch browsers, and Clippy haunts your nightmares, Paint just... exists. Peacefully. Doing exactly what it's supposed to do since 1985. It's the one Microsoft product that never tried to be smart, never forced updates that broke everything, and never asked for your opinion on anything. Just a simple bitmap editor that loads instantly and lets you draw red circles on screenshots like nature intended. The bar is literally on the floor, and somehow Paint is the only one that didn't trip over it.