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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Outside Memes

Posts tagged with Outside

It's Time To Go For A Walk

Hardware
3 months ago 52.8M views 0 shares
It's Time To Go For A Walk
GPU prices went up $200? Suddenly that mysterious green stuff outside your window looks absolutely FASCINATING. The grass has never been more alluring than when your dream build just became financially irresponsible. Look at it there, just existing for free, requiring zero RGB lighting or thermal paste. Who needs ray tracing when you can trace the outline of... leaves? Trees? Whatever those outdoor things are called. The universe really said "touch grass" and made it your only affordable entertainment option after RAM prices doubled overnight.

Levels Of Immersion

Gamedev Hardware
6 months ago 931.1K views 0 shares
Levels Of Immersion
The ultimate plot twist: after spending thousands on RGB gaming chairs, curved ultrawide monitors, and a VR headset that costs more than your first car, you discover the most immersive experience was... going outside? The final boss of gaming is literally just touching grass. Using a VR headset to play non-VR games is genuinely galaxy brain territory though. Why experience Minecraft in VR when you can strap a $500 headset to your face to play Solitaire in a virtual cinema? The dedication to overengineering simple tasks is honestly chef's kiss. But that last panel hits different. Unlimited FPS, ray tracing that actually works, and zero screen tearing. The graphics engine? Reality. The catch? No quicksave feature and the respawn mechanics are highly debated.

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Yes I totally understand what’s happening in this code, but don’t ask me about it.

Yes I totally understand what’s happening in this code, but don’t ask me about it.

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