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Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up
Hardware
3 months ago 243.5K views 0 shares
Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up
Someone's hoarding computer fans like they're vintage NFTs. The "OnlyFans" label really ties the whole thing together—because apparently these dusty relics from dead builds are now considered premium content. The logic is flawless: keep every fan that's ever spun in your PC graveyard because surely, one day, the global fan market will crash and you'll be sitting on a goldmine. Right next to your collection of IDE cables and PS/2 adapters. This is the tech equivalent of keeping broken Christmas lights "just in case." Spoiler: they're not going up in price. But you're still not throwing them away.

Reddit Is Safe
Webdev
4 months ago 472.9K views 0 shares
Reddit Is Safe
When you map the seven deadly sins to tech platforms and somehow Reddit doesn't make the cut. That's either the greatest compliment or the most savage burn depending on how you look at it. The real question is: what sin would Reddit even be? Wrath from the comment sections? Sloth from doomscrolling for 6 hours straight? Pride from the "well actually" crowd? Turns out Reddit committed ALL the sins so efficiently it transcended the list entirely. It's not that Reddit is safe—it's that Reddit is the entire church of degeneracy that birthed these seven sins in the first place. Meanwhile LinkedIn gets assigned Pride, which is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says pride like humble-bragging about your "journey" in a 10-paragraph essay with motivational hashtags.