Modular-code Memes

The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm: Start with grand ambitions for a new project, immediately pivot to best practices like modular code and DRY principles, then ghost the entire thing to chase the dopamine hit of learning yet another language. Because why finish your TypeScript todo app when you could be discovering Zig exists? The real kicker is how you convince yourself each time that *this* new language will be the one that finally makes you productive. Spoiler: it won't. You'll just have more abandoned repos and a LinkedIn skills section that reads like a programming language bingo card.