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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage

Databases Javascript Programming Android Ios
2 months ago 147.1K views 0 shares
Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage
SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

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