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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Microsoft basic Memes

Posts tagged with Microsoft basic

Perfection Within The Week

Git Javascript Programming Webdev Agile
1 year ago 427.8K views 0 shares
Perfection Within The Week
The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

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The future of GitHub (just found on Twitter)

The future of GitHub (just found on Twitter)

Linux
75.8K views 3 years ago
My colleague has this book lying on his desk like an open invitation. So I did what I have to

My colleague has this book lying on his desk like an open invitation. So I did what I have to

Programming
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