Merge-to-main Memes

Nothing says "quality assurance" quite like being both the author and the reviewer of your own code. You write it, you approve it, you ship it. The entire CI/CD pipeline runs through one person—you. It's the solo developer's version of corporate bureaucracy, except instead of waiting three weeks for approval from five different teams, you just give yourself a congratulatory dap and merge to main. No questions asked, no code review comments, just pure unfiltered confidence in your own work. Ship it and let production be the real code reviewer.