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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Meeting culture Memes

Posts tagged with Meeting culture

I Love Those Scrum Meetings

Agile Programming
8 months ago 410.5K views 0 shares
I Love Those Scrum Meetings
The ultimate dream setup for daily standups: a fully reclined gaming throne where you can deliver your status update while achieving maximum comfort and minimum effort. "Nothing from my end, thanks" has never been said with such ergonomic perfection. The chair costs more than your monthly salary, but hey, at least you're comfortable while pretending those 15-minute meetings won't somehow stretch into 45. Bonus points if you keep your camera off and just unmute once to deliver your line. The Scrum Master can't prove you're not paying attention when you're this horizontal.

The King Of Digital Jungle

Microsoft Windows
1 year ago 535.2K views 0 shares
The King Of Digital Jungle
Behold the true alpha of the workplace food chain. While the rest of us frantically respond to "Can you jump on a quick call?" messages at 4:59 PM, this majestic creature has achieved notification nirvana. The only ping this lion acknowledges is the sound of the refrigerator door opening at lunchtime. Meanwhile, your Teams status has been "Available" for so long, Microsoft is considering making you their mascot. True power isn't measured by salary or job title—it's measured by how confidently you can ignore that little red notification badge without experiencing heart palpitations.

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Programming
90.7K views 3 years ago
Tell me you don't know any programming language without telling me you don't know any programming language

Tell me you don't know any programming language without telling me you don't know any programming language

Programming
181.6K views 3 years ago