Mcp Memes

Oh, the beautiful trajectory of privacy erosion! In just two years, we went from "I won't even tell you my NAME, you creepy AI" to literally handing over the keys to our entire digital kingdom. Like, forget trust issues—by 2026 we're apparently running MCP servers (Model Context Protocol, basically letting AI agents access and control your stuff) with full admin privileges to our bank accounts, emails, and payment processors. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? It's giving "I've given up on life and decided to speedrun financial ruin" energy. The descent into madness is real, folks.