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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Luxury watches Memes

Posts tagged with Luxury watches

The Time-Checking Hierarchy

Hardware Programming Apple
9 months ago 347.7K views 0 shares
The Time-Checking Hierarchy
The duality of developers in their natural habitat. She's flaunting her $10,000 Apple Watch or Rolex to check the time like some kind of productivity royalty, while he's secretly a 90s kid who learned to code on that blue plastic children's computer that could barely run "Math Blaster." The irony? Both devices tell time with roughly the same accuracy, but one of them came with a steering wheel and taught an entire generation that computers are supposed to be bright blue with yellow flames on the side. No wonder our CSS looks like this.

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Only Option Remaining

Only Option Remaining

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(CTO) Apple 14-inch MacBook Pro: M5 Max chip w 18-core CPU - 40-core GPU, 64GB, 2TB, Space Black, 96W - Z1ML00055 - (2026)

(CTO) Apple 14-inch MacBook Pro: M5 Max chip w 18-core CPU - 40-core GPU, 64GB, 2TB, Space Black, 96W - Z1ML00055 - (2026)

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Just started college and learning C++. Seems like I’m headed in the wrong direction.

Just started college and learning C++. Seems like I’m headed in the wrong direction.

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23.7K views 3 years ago