Loyalty Memes

Nothing says "thanks for your dedication" quite like getting replaced by a shiny new tool that's been around for 6 months. Your senior dev who knows the entire codebase inside out, survived three major refactors, and can debug production issues blindfolded? Yeah, the founder's more interested in that hot new AI that hallucinates code and confidently suggests importing libraries that don't exist. The real kicker? That loyal coder probably spent the last year training the AI on the company's codebase. Galaxy brain move right there. It's like spending five years building someone's dream, only to watch them run off with a chatbot that can't even pass a basic code review without suggesting you install npm packages from 2015. Pro tip: Job hopping every 2 years isn't disloyalty—it's pattern recognition.

Ah yes, the classic corporate love triangle. CEOs staring longingly at the shiny new AI walking by, completely ignoring the loyal developers who've been building their products for half a decade. Nothing says "thanks for your service" like being dumped for the hot new technology that probably can't even center a div properly. Those 5-year veterans are sitting there with their legacy code knowledge while the boss is already planning the AI wedding. Commitment issues much?