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The corporate clown transformation is complete! Watching Ubisoft evolve from "players are sensitive to quality" to "microtransactions make games fun" to "we can't support games forever" is like witnessing someone debug their moral compass with rm -rf /ethics/* . Game companies blaming players for having standards while killing their own products is peak gaslighting. It's like saying "Your unit tests are too strict" right before pushing broken code to production. Next patch notes: "Removed player wallets as they were causing performance issues with our quarterly profits."