Liskov-substitution Memes

When you make a Car extend Person instead of the other way around, you've created an inheritance hierarchy so cursed that even Barbara Liskov herself would need therapy. The Liskov Substitution Principle states that objects of a superclass should be replaceable with objects of a subclass without breaking the application. But here? A Car IS-A Person? Brother, you've violated not just SOLID principles but the laws of physics and common sense. The person crawling on the ground represents every senior developer who has to review this code. They're not just disappointed—they're physically broken by the sheer wrongness of it all. A car doesn't inherit from a person. A car HAS-A driver. Composition over inheritance, my friend. But no, someone decided that giving a Car a topSpeed and passing a driverName to super() made perfect sense. Fun fact: The Liskov Substitution Principle is the "L" in SOLID, named after Barbara Liskov who won a Turing Award. She definitely didn't win it for making vehicles inherit from humans.