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What A Joke, Can't Believe People Still Voluntarily Use This OS
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14 days ago 272.8K views 0 shares
What A Joke, Can't Believe People Still Voluntarily Use This OS
Windows telling you that Terminal isn't available in your account and you need to sign into the Store to fix it. Because apparently, even your command line needs Microsoft account authentication now. Nothing says "developer-friendly" like requiring a Microsoft Store login just to access a terminal emulator. The real kicker? They give you an error code like it's going to help. Spoiler alert: Googling that hex code will lead you down a rabbit hole of forum posts from 2019 with no solutions, just other people saying "same problem here." And the "Get help with this" link? That's going straight to a support page that'll tell you to restart your computer and check for updates. Meanwhile, Linux users are spinning up their 47th terminal instance without even thinking about it. But hey, at least Windows has that pretty cyan "Close" button.

Real
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1 month ago 219.7K views 0 shares
Real
You know that feeling when you boot into Windows for "just one thing" and suddenly you're confronted with forced updates, driver issues, the sheer audacity of Candy Crush being pre-installed again, and a UI that can't decide if it's from 2001 or 2023? Yeah, Linux users last about 10 minutes before they're literally kissing the ground in relief to be back home. It's like leaving your perfectly configured i3wm setup with your custom dotfiles to use an OS that thinks you need Cortana. The psychological damage is immediate and severe. We tell ourselves "I'll just test this one thing in Windows" and end up speedrunning back to the terminal where everything makes sense and you don't need to restart for every single update. The grass isn't greener on the other side when you've spent years cultivating your own perfect Linux garden. Windows is just a reminder of why you left in the first place.