Linkedin-recruiting Memes

Snowflake recruiter: "Will your data and AI architecture hold up in production?" ASOS getting hacked literally the same day: "Well, about that..." Nothing says "we're not interested in your sales pitch" quite like your entire Snowflake instance getting ransomware'd within hours of the cold message. The timing here is *chef's kiss* level unfortunate. It's like asking someone if their house is fireproof while their kitchen is actively burning down. The hackers basically answered Snowflake's recruiting question for them: "No, actually, it won't hold up. Thanks for asking though!"