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Please Don't Make This A Trend
Git Programming Devops Testing
21 hours ago 68.8M views 0 shares
Please Don't Make This A Trend
So someone just casually dropped a 4 MILLION line PR like it's no big deal. That's right—nearly 46,000 files changed, +4.4 million lines added, -3.4 million deleted. Your typical "just a small refactor" energy. The best part? Dude admits it's "humanly impossible to fully review and fully test" but somehow claims almost zero bugs after launch. Either they've achieved god-tier engineering or they're about to discover what technical debt with compound interest looks like. Now they're challenging people to share even BIGGER PRs. Because apparently we're turning code review into a flex competition. Your poor reviewers are gonna need therapy after scrolling through 9,341 commits. GitHub's diff viewer probably crashed twice just loading this thing. Pro tip: If your PR needs a blogpost to explain it, maybe—just maybe—it should've been broken into smaller chunks. But hey, at least they got their LinkedIn clout.

Microsoft Certified Expert
Microsoft Programming
20 days ago 146.4M views 5 shares
Microsoft Certified Expert
Someone out there really sat down and created a Microsoft certification for "Advanced Native Application Logic" with the acronym ANAL and thought "yeah, this looks professional, let's print it." The credential ID being 69 is just *chef's kiss* - because why have subtlety when you can go full send into the comedy goldmine? This is either the most elaborate Photoshop flex or someone at Microsoft's certification department had their last day and decided to go out in a blaze of glory. Either way, I'm genuinely impressed by the commitment to the bit. Credential expires in 2030, so you've got plenty of time to put this bad boy on your LinkedIn and watch the recruiters have a collective meltdown.