Lies Memes

Oh SWEET SUMMER CHILD, completing every game in your Steam library? That's the most OUTRAGEOUS lie since "I'll fix this bug in 5 minutes." We all know that Steam library is a graveyard of games bought during sales that will NEVER see the light of day. You've got 847 games, played 12 of them, and somehow convinced yourself that buying more during the Winter Sale is a perfectly rational decision. The formal frog delivering this absolutely PREPOSTEROUS statement is *chef's kiss* because nothing says "I'm lying through my teeth" quite like overly polite nobility vibes. The only thing you've completed is the purchase process, my friend. The backlog is eternal, the shame is real, and we're all in this together.