Legal battles Memes

The gaming industry's legal battles have reached new geometric heights! Nintendo apparently filed a patent claiming ownership of... *checks notes*... cube shapes. Yes, CUBE SHAPES. Because clearly, they invented 3D geometry in 1889 when they were making playing cards. Meanwhile, Valve (maker of Steam and the black cube-shaped Steam Deck) is getting sued for having the audacity to use the revolutionary concept of "six equal square faces." Next up: Sony patents spheres, Microsoft claims exclusive rights to rectangles, and EA announces you'll need to pay $9.99 to unlock the concept of edges. The patent lawyers must be absolutely thriving right now. "Your Honor, my client clearly invented the concept of three-dimensional objects with right angles back in 2001 with the GameCube!"

The eternal dance between Nintendo's legal department and PC gamers with emulators. Nintendo's like that one project manager who won't share documentation but expects perfect results. Nintendo: "Stop emulating our 30-year-old games that we refuse to make available on modern hardware!" PC Gamers: "Watch me run Super Mario 64 at 4K/144fps with ray tracing while you're still figuring out how to make an online service that doesn't lag like it's 1998."