Law of demeter Memes

OH. MY. GOD. Whoever came up with this "Law of Demeter" deserves both a Nobel Prize and a slap across the face! 🤦‍♀️ It's literally the most RIDICULOUS way to explain encapsulation in programming history - comparing object methods to nose-picking etiquette?! I'm deceased! 💀 For the uninitiated: The Law of Demeter is actually a serious design principle that says objects should only talk to their immediate friends (direct dependencies), not friends of friends. It prevents your code from turning into a codependent mess where everyone's all up in everyone else's business. But sure, let's explain complex software architecture with nose-picking metaphors. Because THAT'S what makes computer science approachable! Next up: Garbage collection explained through bathroom etiquette! 🚽