Laptop-shopping Memes

You just wanted a cheap laptop to browse eBay and maybe run VSCode. Instead, you got three different experts each flexing their superior knowledge while completely ignoring what you actually need. First guy's living in 2005 thinking people still hunt for mice. Second one's out here gatekeeping with "nobody hunts mice these days" like it's some forbidden ancient practice. Third dude recommends starting with deer—because why get a $400 laptop when you can clearly afford a $2000 MacBook Pro, right? And the horse just goes full nuclear with buffalo, probably suggesting you build your own laptop from scratch using Arch Linux and custom firmware. This is literally every tech forum ever. Ask for a budget solution, get recommended enterprise-grade overkill. Just wanted a Honda Civic, got told to buy a Tesla.