Language specifications Memes

Nothing says "welcome to the real world" like being handed the ISO/IEC 14882:2024 standard—aka the C++ specification. It's the programming equivalent of being told "the swimming pool is over there" and then getting thrown into the Mariana Trench. 900+ pages of the most arcane syntax rules, undefined behaviors, and template metaprogramming nightmares known to mankind. And they update it every few years just when you thought you understood the previous version! The real tears come at 3 AM when you're debugging a segfault caused by some obscure rule on page 734.