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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Language evangelism Memes

Posts tagged with Language evangelism

The Rust Developer's Social Calendar

Rust C++ Programming
1 month ago 118.8K views 0 shares
The Rust Developer's Social Calendar
The C++ developer dreams of social interaction while the Rust developer's one human encounter per week consists of checking the mailbox and getting told to learn Rust. Introverts who code in Rust don't even make it past the mailbox before retreating back to their memory-safe caves. Five minutes of socialization? Better mark that as unsafe{} and come back next week.

Not Giving You A Break

Java Rust Programming
2 months ago 138.0K views 0 shares
Not Giving You A Break
The eternal Rust vs Java holy war continues with Olympic-level savagery! This meme perfectly captures the programming language tribalism that's somehow more intense than actual sports rivalries. On the left: Rust evangelists writing manifestos about memory safety while seeing themselves as enlightened gurus. Meanwhile, everyone else sees them as that person who has to mention Rust in every conversation. ("Have you tried rewriting it in Rust?") On the right: The 300K upvotes for "JAVA BAD HAHA" represents how low-effort Java bashing always gets massive engagement despite being the programming equivalent of dad jokes. It's the "works on my machine" of programming humor. The best part? The assembly code lurking in the corner, silently judging everyone while actually running the world. Classic.

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