Job-switch Memes

Nothing says "you were the only one who understood that spaghetti code" quite like watching your former coworkers desperately stalking your LinkedIn profile at 2 AM. They're probably wondering if you'd come back for a consulting fee that's triple your old salary. Spoiler alert: you won't, but watching them panic from afar? Priceless. Pro tip: turn off "who viewed your profile" notifications so they can suffer in silence while you sip your coffee at your new gig.