Java-naming-conventions Memes

You splurged on what looks like a 34-inch ultrawide, thinking you'd finally have enough screen real estate for everything. Turns out Java developers have been playing 4D chess with their naming conventions. When your class is called AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean and your method names read like legal documents, even an IMAX screen wouldn't cut it. Enterprise Java developers measure productivity by how many characters they can cram into a single identifier. It's not verbose, it's "self-documenting."