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Tell Me You Don't Understand Disaster Recovery Without Telling Me
Devops Cloud Backend Databases AWS
10 days ago 706.0K views 0 shares
Tell Me You Don't Understand Disaster Recovery Without Telling Me
Storing your backups in the same physical location as your primary data. That's not disaster recovery, that's just organizing your failure into one convenient location. When that datacenter floods, catches fire, or gets hit by a meteor, at least everything will be destroyed efficiently. It's like keeping your spare tire inside the car that's on fire. The whole point of offsite backups is in the name: off -site. Not same-site, not kinda-nearby-site, but actually-somewhere-else-site. This is why cloud providers have multiple availability zones and why your boss will have multiple heart attacks when they find out about your backup strategy.

IT Management Be Like
Agile Programming
1 month ago 74.9M views 0 shares
IT Management Be Like
Nothing says "strategic planning" quite like shoving a stick into your own bicycle wheel at full speed! Management starts off all noble and wise, preaching about planning ahead. Then they immediately force devs to give wildly optimistic time estimates on complex system modifications because "efficiency." And when developers inevitably can't deliver miracles in impossible timeframes, management blames THEM for the crash instead of, you know, the unrealistic expectations they shoved into the spokes themselves. The beautiful irony? They created the entire disaster while convinced they were being productive. Classic self-sabotage wrapped in a PowerPoint presentation!