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I'm Afraid To Talk To People Using Programming Languages Like Javascript Or Python
Programming Javascript Python
1 day ago 198.0K views 1 shares
I'm Afraid To Talk To People Using Programming Languages Like Javascript Or Python
So you've mastered pointers, memory management, and segmentation faults, but the moment someone mentions they code in JavaScript or Python, you suddenly need a manual on basic human interaction? Classic programmer move—spending years debugging C++ templates but completely freezing when faced with actual social protocols. The irony here is delicious: you can architect complex systems and handle the most arcane programming concepts, yet starting a conversation with fellow devs feels like trying to compile code without a compiler. Bonus points if you're that person who codes in Assembly or Rust and secretly judges everyone else's "easy mode" language choices while simultaneously having zero idea how to say "hello" without making it awkward. Pro tip: They're just people who chose garbage collection over manual memory management. They won't bite. Probably.

Typical Backend Behavior
Backend Programming
2 months ago 192.2K views 1 shares
Typical Backend Behavior
Backend engineers: the only people who think "reconnecting with your body" means checking if the server is still responding. This HR person tried to organize a wellness walk, and literally everyone showed up except the one backend engineer who stayed glued to his desk. When asked why he didn't join, his response was pure gold: "I'm willing to work, not walk." The man understood the assignment—just not the one HR intended. He took "walk out the door and never come back" as a feature request rather than a threat, and actually implemented it. Now they're hiring. Backend engineers operate on a different plane of existence where social activities are just unnecessary API calls that return 404. The dedication is admirable, the social skills... less so. Fun fact: Backend engineers have the highest rate of vitamin D deficiency in tech, second only to database administrators who haven't seen sunlight since they started optimizing that one query in 2019.