Internet down Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The ABSOLUTE PERFECTION of this timing! 💀 New employee at Cloudflare: "Just made some optimizations, hope you enjoyed the smoother experience!" *smiles innocently* Meanwhile, THE ENTIRE INTERNET was literally BURNING TO THE GROUND because Cloudflare had a catastrophic outage that took down half the web! Imagine the sheer AUDACITY of accidentally causing a global internet meltdown on your FIRST DAY and then BRAGGING about making things "smoother"! That smug little smile is worth every penny of the billions in economic damage. I'm DECEASED. ⚰️