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You Piece Of Vibe Coder You Are Not Senior Dev Understand
Programming Webdev
13 days ago 242.8K views 0 shares
You Piece Of Vibe Coder You Are Not Senior Dev Understand
Nothing triggers a real senior dev quite like seeing some fresh-faced 21-year-old on Instagram claiming "Senior Developer" in their bio. Kid probably just finished their bootcamp last Tuesday and suddenly they're out here acting like they've survived production incidents at 3 AM, dealt with legacy code from 2003, or had to explain to management why "just make it work like Facebook" isn't a valid requirement. Senior isn't just about knowing React hooks or writing clean code. It's about the battle scars—the time you accidentally dropped the production database, the merge conflicts that made you question your career choices, the technical debt you inherited from three developers ago who all quit. You earn that title through years of pain, not by watching YouTube tutorials and calling yourself a "10x engineer." But hey, LinkedIn influencer culture has everyone speedrunning their careers these days. Next thing you know, teenagers will be listing "CTO" because they deployed a Next.js app to Vercel.

Reddit Is Safe
Webdev
20 days ago 325.5K views 0 shares
Reddit Is Safe
When you map the seven deadly sins to tech platforms and somehow Reddit doesn't make the cut. That's either the greatest compliment or the most savage burn depending on how you look at it. The real question is: what sin would Reddit even be? Wrath from the comment sections? Sloth from doomscrolling for 6 hours straight? Pride from the "well actually" crowd? Turns out Reddit committed ALL the sins so efficiently it transcended the list entirely. It's not that Reddit is safe—it's that Reddit is the entire church of degeneracy that birthed these seven sins in the first place. Meanwhile LinkedIn gets assigned Pride, which is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says pride like humble-bragging about your "journey" in a 10-paragraph essay with motivational hashtags.

The Real Software Engineering Certification
Security Webdev Programming
9 months ago 197.2K views 0 shares
The Real Software Engineering Certification
Nothing says "I'm a real software engineer" quite like random people asking you to hack Instagram accounts. The true initiation ritual isn't getting your degree or landing that first job—it's when your aunt's neighbor's cousin's dog walker thinks you're basically Anonymous because you can fix the Wi-Fi. Welcome to the club. Your complimentary caffeine addiction and existential dread are in the mail.