Incidents Memes

You know that moment when someone casually mentions GitHub in a meeting and suddenly every developer in the room perks up like they heard the dinner bell? That's your life now. GitHub is basically the digital equivalent of showing up to work—you check it before coffee, during coffee, after coffee, and right before bed to see if CI/CD failed again. The "incident" here is just another Tuesday. Someone force-pushed to main, the PR comments are getting spicy, or production is on fire and everyone's frantically checking the commit history to find out who touched what. Either way, the entire dev team materializes out of thin air faster than you can say "git blame." Ten years ago we had water cooler talk. Now we have GitHub notifications that make your phone buzz more than your dating apps ever did.