Ign-rating Memes

Rockstar really said "let's reduce an entire AAA game to pseudocode that looks like it was written by someone who just discovered what an if-statement is." The absolute AUDACITY of claiming "Graphics=good" and "FPS=>150" when we all know GTA's optimization is held together by prayers and mod developers. But the real kicker? "Enemies=evil" followed by the galaxy brain logic of "if player=dead: die, else: dont die." Truly revolutionary game design right there. Shakespeare could NEVER. And let's not skip over "bugs=dead" – because nothing says "patch 0.1 released" quite like pretending you've squashed all the bugs when the game still teleports your car into the stratosphere. The cherry on top is "IGN_rating=10" at the bottom, because of course it is. They could release a game that's literally just "print('GTA')" and IGN would still give it a 10/10 masterpiece rating.