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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Homework excuses Memes

Posts tagged with Homework excuses

Cs Students

Programming Debugging
1 year ago 200.5K views 0 shares
CS Students
The classic "dog ate my homework" excuse enters the digital age! This poor CS student tried the oldest trick in the book, only to get caught in a programming pun trap of their own making. When the professor questions this absurd claim about a coding assignment, the student can't resist delivering that killer punchline: "it took him a couple bytes ." The silence that followed was probably more painful than debugging a recursive function at 3 AM. Next time, maybe try "my code compiled on my machine" instead – slightly more believable than a dog with a taste for JavaScript.

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You know, I'm something of a CS expert myself

You know, I'm something of a CS expert myself

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78.8K views 1 year ago
"Lambda" is cool, but personally I'm a fan of arrows =>

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