History rewriting Memes

BEHOLD! The magical power of git rebase master - where problems don't get solved, they get ERASED FROM EXISTENCE! 💀 One second you've got a person lying on the tracks about to be OBLITERATED by the trolley of doom, and the next? POOF! They've vanished faster than my will to live during a merge conflict! The trolley problem isn't a problem if you just rewrite history to make it look like there was never anyone on the tracks to begin with! Who needs ethics when you have force push privileges? NOT ME, DARLING! 💅