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It Works Four Out Of Five Times

Vim Debugging Programming C++ Linux

2 months ago 41.5M views 0 shares

It Works Four Out Of Five Times

When your IDE is basically a fancy Notepad and your debugging strategy is "hope for the best." No autocomplete, no error checking, no safety net—just raw vi and pure existential dread. And when the code inevitably crashes or segfaults? Well, that's a skill issue. Time to delete yourself from the project. For context, ASAN (AddressSanitizer) catches memory errors, Intellisense gives you autocomplete and error detection, and syntax highlighting makes code readable. This person rejected all modern conveniences and chose violence—coding in plain vi like it's 1991. Respect the commitment to suffering, honestly.

Average C++ Developer

C++ Programming Debugging

1 year ago 361.8K views 0 shares

Average C++ Developer

Behold the C++ developer in their natural habitat: manually managing memory while flexing on "easier" languages. These magnificent creatures believe that if you're not wrestling with pointers and segmentation faults before breakfast, you're not really programming. They've built biceps from carrying the weight of all those header files and abs from tensing up every time they forget to delete what they malloc'd. Modern languages with garbage collection? That's for the weak. Real programmers prefer their languages like they prefer their coffee—unnecessarily complex and likely to keep you up at night debugging.