Hamster wheel Memes

That's not a hamster wheel, it's a developer wheel. Sprint 385 and still running on empty promises. The poor LEGO dev thinking "just one more story point and I'll get that promotion" while management watches with that smile that says "keep running, we've got shareholders to please." Seven years in and I'm still waiting for that mythical 20% time to work on technical debt. Meanwhile, the Agility cards scattered around are just decoration for the investor tour.