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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Government-files Memes
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When Will The Epstein Files Finish Loading
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4 months ago
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You know that feeling when you're waiting for a page to load and it's taking forever? Now imagine that, but with government documents that are heavily redacted for "national security reasons." The mobile version shows a skeleton loader that'll probably finish before we get any real answers, while the desktop version is just walls of black bars with occasional words peeking through like "The government is the criminal" and mentions of Judge Preska. The joke here is brutal: those loading placeholders on the left will probably render actual content faster than those documents on the right will ever be unredacted. At least with lazy loading you eventually get your cat pictures. With classified files? You get rectangles. Lots and lots of rectangles. It's like someone ran redact.exe --aggressive on the entire thing and called it transparency.
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